O Come All Ye Kinky, edited by Sarah Frantz

Why I read it:  I picked this one up from NetGalley but Sarah Frantz had already whet my appetite with her Twitter stories of editing hijinks well before then.

Tree Topper by Jane Davitt - B-  Stan and Martin have been together for a while but things have started to pall.  Martin is an inexperienced Dom and thinks that is the reason Stan is pulling away. Things come to a head (pardon the pun) at Christmas when the men finally have a frank discussion and make a new plan.  Essentially, the conflict was a big misunderstanding which is one of my least favourite tropes in romance.  However, in a shorter format, that trope does tend to work a little better for me (less time for me to gnash my teeth) and while I find it frustrating, it seemed believable. When Martin took control (which fortunately was quite early on in the short story) and they began to talk and sort things out, the story became a lot more fun for me.  But I'd keep Martin away from the duct tape myself.  :)

'Twas the Night by Ava March - B    Set in 1820, Percy, a barrister's clerk goes to visit Michael.  Percy loves to submit and Michael gently challenges him to ask for what he wants.  The story is sweet and sexy.  I really liked how Michael got Percy to open up (pardon the pun) about what he wanted and how that led to both men being more forthcoming about their feelings.

Fireworks by Katie Porter- B-  Rachel and Emma have been meeting regularly for two years but New Year's Eve will be their last night together - Rachel is moving to Tokyo for a 2 year assignment and continuing their long distance relationship is not practical.  Emma wants more but Rachel has refused.  Rachel believes she is not long term relationship material; that eventually everyone will leave her, so she does the leaving first.   I've not read very much f/f but I found this story to be sexy and enjoyable (albeit that the tongue biting was a bit ouchy for me) - which, given that I'm a hero-centric reader and there was nary a hero in sight in this story, says something.  I did think that Rachel's motivation for being so relationship averse was a bit underdeveloped and she did make a quick turnaround in the circumstances, but I think both of those things are probably more about the length of the format.  What I did like especially, was the way it was shown that the pain in their sex play was a quite different pain to the emotional pain Emma was experiencing at the imminent death of their relationship - I've probably not worded that well, because it sounds so obvious reading it back, but I can't come up with a better explanation I'm afraid.

Candy Caning by LA Witt - B  Nate and Stephen have been together for a few years but Christmas is a time of tension because of Nate's mother's passive-aggressive viciousness.  Stephen has lost his Christmas joy and Nate holds himself responsible - if he didn't have to deal with Nate's mother ("you can do better, Nathan") Christmas wouldn't be so stressful.   Stephen is perhaps less bothered than Nate thinks but has picked up on Nate's own misgivings and devises a clever kinky plan involving a very large candy cane (three feet long and thick as a cock) to take his mind off his problems.  I thought the story did a good job of depicting the compromises we often have to make at Christmas - put up with someone whose company you don't enjoy/who is actively hurtful and miss out on seeing other family or don't see them at all? - and the sex was certainly very hot.  The family issues aren't ones that could be solved short of Nate's mother disappearing off the face of the earth so the solution they reach isn't perfect.  But then, what is?

Submissive Angel by Joey W. Hill - A-  I think this was the best of the stories in the anthology.  Robert is a big burly former soldier, now the proprietor of a vintage toy shop.  Six months earlier he had found Ange in the alley by his shop, the victim of an assault. Robert takes Ange to the hospital, offers him a place to stay and a job in the shop.  Ange is sweet and shy, with an affinity for the vintage toys Robert loves and an almost magical knack for communicating with children and patrons of the store. For a little while I wondered if the story was going to take a paranormal turn (because of something Ange says early on about elves) but that wasn't ever really developed.   The story is deeply erotic and moving, with Ange's quiet strength and submission reawakening Robert to life and love.  (Robert had been grieving the death of his parents).   I did have a little trouble picturing a big muscly guy wearing suspenders and a bow tie in a vintage toy shop but other than that, the word pictures conveyed in the story were lyrical and lovely.   There was an atmosphere to the story which made it not so much arousing as erotic and somehow... sacred I guess is the word that comes to mind.  After I finished the story, I realised there were some things left undeveloped (a casualty of the short format I think) but during the reading, it was just beautiful.

Open Return by Elyan Smith - B-  Zach (formerly Hannah) returns home to confront ghosts from his past, and to see if anything can be salvaged from his relationship with Laura and Seth.  The trio grew up together (I gather Laura was a kind of foster sister) and Laura and Seth both dominated (then) Hannah and Hannah loved it.  However, Zach was dealing with issues involving his gender/identity and found it necessary to leave Illinois and he took off to Australia.   I'm not sure exactly how Zach funded his transition from female to male (this wasn't addressed in the story) - to be fair, there wasn't really room for it, but I kind of felt a little behind, because most of the journey from Hannah to Zach was glossed over and what there was was only in flashback.  It wasn't something really discussed with Seth and Laura.  However, there was much hotness between the trio and I found the sex scenes to be pretty hot (if a little drool-y) and I had no disconnect between Zach's male identity and his vagina. I don't know if I was expecting there to be but I noticed I didn't have that reaction so I thought I'd mention it. It was only my second trans* romance so I'm hardly an aficionado of the genre but this one worked much better for me in terms of the romantic aspects and I felt the gender and sexual identities of the players were well defined, regardless of what body parts were/were not present.  I wonder if a longer format would have been better though because it seemed there was too much to cover in this story - the ending seemed a little abrupt and while there was an HFN, there was much left unresolved I felt.

Ring Out the Old and In the New by Alexa Snow - B+/A-  Two months prior to the start of this story, Evan was mugged on the (London) Tube and suffered a severe facial laceration.  He's understandably traumatised and he's extremely sensitive about his scar.  He was an artist's model prior to the assault and his physical appearance is something he based much of his self worth on.  On the one hand, I thought that maybe Evan's extreme sensitivity to his scar was more about the trauma because he didn't come across as particularly vain and on the other, I'd probably be pretty upset about a significant facial scar so what do I know.   Russell, Evan's long time partner and Dom, has been treading carefully around Evan since the attack, but in this story, Russell tries a different approach - directing Evan to tell him things and thus allowing Evan some relief in submission.  I thought this was beautifully portrayed actually.  This story came a close second (pardon the pun) to being my favourite in the anthology.  Again, it had an atmosphere of gentle melancholia, great love and sensuality which really got to me.

His Very Last Chance by Kim Dare - B  Kingsley overheard his sub, Drew talking on Christmas Eve and found out that Drew doesn't think he's romantic or particularly in touch with his feelings.  Kingsley plans a special New Year's Eve to show Drew just how romantic he can be.  Drew however, thinks that he has to prove himself to Kingsley on this night (that the last chance of the title is his) and is terrified that he's going to blow it.  Drew's realisation during the story of his own deep feelings for Kingsley was a bit of a surprise - I kind of thought he would have known that already and it's the big misunderstanding again which I generally don't love.  However, what was very clever and sexy about the story was the way Kingsley made traditionally romantic (and sappy) things into kinky sex toys.   Although I will say rose thorns and penises ought never meet IMO!

Overall: Apart from all having BDSM aspects, the other thing all these stories have in common is that all of the couples are established.  I think short stories work better when the couples start off together and it certainly worked here.  All of the stories were enjoyable, a couple of them exceptional in my opinion and they were certainly all very kinky.

Grade: B

A word about PDF's:  I got this from NetGalley but the book was released only a couple of days afterward so I'm confident that I essentially got the for sale PDF version.  There was pretty writing and pictures but the native PDF format made the words so tiny it hurt my eyes to read it.  And, to resize the writing meant odd formatting, the occasional missing word etc.  In the native size, everything was pristine, but this did not translate to a font re-size unfortunately.  I had to read the very start of each story in the tiny writing so as not to miss anything and occasionally, when something didn't make sense in the larger font, I went back to the tiny and lo and behold there was a dash and a word or two which made all the difference.  I've uploaded some screen shots to demonstrate what I mean:
 

This is page 1 of the first story in the native font.

This is page 1 at the size I could comfortably read (the "M" font was still very small, the "L" font was larger than I needed but the best option of the three for me) You can see that I missed the first word/s of the story. I had to go to the native font to get it all.

Parts of  the title appeared a few pages later.

The rest of the special letters appeared on the next page.  Every story was like this.


The copy editing was top notch and the book looked lovely on screen (if very small) but I think it was let down by the PDF format, which is ideal for a PC screen and disappointingly, not so great for an ereader.