"...Lady Callista Taillefaire [has been] jilted three times in spite of her fortune and her father’s best efforts to find her a husband. Now her greatest desire is to win the silver cup at the agricultural fair with her gigantic prize bull, Hubert. But when Callie’s only old flame returns from his long and mysterious absence in France, her quiet spinster life turns upside down. Dark-eyed, elegant and a magnet for trouble, Trevelyan d’Augustin has given Callie lessons in more than his language in the past. Her father put a harsh and humiliating end to any dreams of romance with a French émigré scoundrel, however, and Callie never thought to see him again. Swallowing his pride, Trev has finally come home to care for his failing mother, but his secrets and misdeeds follow him.Callie soon remembers that nothing is ever peaceful with Trev around. The enormous Hubert vanishes into thin air, one of her former jilts comes back to woo her in a most determined manner—and her bull takes the town by storm! In the midst of these misadventures, Callie finds herself falling in love again with the worst possible man for her."
She stood silent turning the words over in her mind as if they were a strange device that she could not find the key to understand.
I loved the banter between the characters, particularly Callie and Trev:-If Major Sturgeon had not been strongly attracted to Mrs. Fowler, Callie would have feared he was coming on with some sort of condition.
"May I make you the object of my violent and unrestrained ardor?" He made a motion as if to loosen his neckcloth. "I'm a bit tired, but perfectly willing."
"My calling hours are from twelve to three, if you wish to importune me violently." Callie said, dropping a quick curtsey.
She came into his embrace suddenly and fully, making a thankful little sound, as if she'd been having a nightmare and awoken to find safety.
She smiled and spoke to him in English. "You enjoyed the assembly?"
"Of course! I engaged myself to two beautiful young ladies and had to leave by the back window. I've fled to you for aid. Will you conceal me in your wardrobe?"
She gave a faint husky laugh. "Let the girls meet... on the field of honour," she said in a weak voice. "Nothing to trouble about."
"But their mothers might pursue me!"
"Alors, I'll dispatch their mothers myself, by poison."
He squeezed her hand. "I see now where I come by my unsteady nature."The little game they played was quite romantic (in the broader sense of the word) but not squicky. In fact, there are quite a few "games" in this book. Trev plays a game with his mother - they pretend he is a gallant roue flirting with her to cover the bigger pretense - they pretend that she is not dying. Trev and Callie play games of adventure and they play at being a married couple at the cattle fair. Trev and Callie also use playful banter where both say what is truly in their hearts but, disguised as it is as a game, it goes unrecognised.
Callie also plays a little game with Sturgeon at the cattle fair, but mainly she plays games with herself:-
Callie tried to make a daydream for herself. It was what she always did when she could not quite bear what was real.
She had, of course, imagined a thousand times how she would accept the groveling change of heart from each of her suitors, starting with Trev. He was to have written her passionate, brooding letters and declared that his life was forfeit if she would not have him. That was after he had become unthinkably wealthy and recovered Monceaux. and declared on his knees that her fortune meant nothing to him and never had. He would take her penniless from the side of the road and threaten to shoot himself, or sail to Madagascar and become a pirate - which was just the sort of thing Trev would do - if she refused his love. After suitably ardent persuasion, she would reluctantly give up her plan to dedicate her life to good works and tapioca jelly, and accept his suit. Afterward they would become pirates together and she would wear a great many pearls and rubies and skewer British officers.Callie was, however, very careful not to daydream about actually being married to Trev even after he had proposed twice. That was too real and too painful. Better a game that was safely a game.



